There are many different types of drunks in this world. And contrary to popular belief, not all drunks are homeless people who sleep on park benches. In fact, there are all sorts of different types of drunks, from the classy drunk to the frat boy drunk. So, today, we’re going to take a look at the different types of drunks and see which one you might be. Keep in mind that you don’t have to fit into one specific category; you can be a mix of all sorts of different types of drunks. But it’s still fun to see which type best describes you!
So, without further ado, let’s dive into the world of drunks…
The Social Drinker
The social drinker is the type of person who drinks to have fun and be social. This type of drinker is usually the life of the party and can be found at any gathering where alcohol is served. They generally don’t have a problem with drinking and can usually stop at any time.
The life of the party
These are the people who are always down for a good time. They’re the life of the party, and they love to drink. They’re usually the ones who get everyone else to drink more than they should. They’re charming and fun but can also be reckless and irresponsible.
The one who is always up for a drink
This person is always game for happy hour, no matter what day it is. They’re the ones who are quick to turn any situation into a party, and they’re always down for a good time. Drinking is a social activity for them, and they’re usually the life of the party. They’re not typically heavy drinkers but enjoy a good buzz.
The Functional Drinker
The functional drinker is the type of person who can drink a lot and still function relatively well. They may have a high tolerance for alcohol, or they may be really good at hiding their drunkenness. Functional drinkers can often hold down a job, take care of their family, and socialize without problems.
The one who can still function after a night of heavy drinking:
You know the type – they can drink most people under the table and still be able to walk (relatively) straight and carry on a normal conversation the next day. This person usually has a high tolerance for alcohol and can hold their liquor better than most. They’re the life of the party and always up for another round, no matter how much they’ve already had to drink.
The one who can hold their liquor
There are different types of drunks like there are different types of people. And just like people, some drunks are more tolerable than others. Here is a list of the different types of drunks in order from most to least tolerable.
The Heavy Drinker
There are different types of drunks in the world. Some people can drink a lot and not get drunk, while others get drunk after only a few drinks. Then some get drunk and become aggressive, and those who get drunk become weepy. And finally, some get drunk and pass out.
The one who drinks to excess
The one who drinks excessively is the person who drinks more alcohol than is good for them regularly. They may not be alcoholics, but they risk their health by drinking too much. These drinkers are often found in bars and nightclubs and may even start fights or get into trouble with the law. If you know someone who falls into this category, it’s important to get them help before it’s too late.
The one who gets blackout drunk
There’s the one who gets blackout drunk. This person drinks to the point of memory loss. They might not remember what they did or said the night before, but chances are they had a good time doing it. They’re usually the life of the party, but their antics can sometimes be embarrassing. If you’re friends with this type of drinker, it’s best to keep a close eye on them and ensure they don’t hurt themselves or anyone else. They might not remember it in the morning, but you will.
And another thing to keep in mind if you know someone that’s always drunk is that they may have a condition called Auto-brewery syndrome, which causes the body to turn carbohydrates into alcohol. So, if you know someone with this condition, keep an eye on them as well.
The Sober Drinker
The Sober Drinker is the type of drunk that can drink a lot and not get drunk. They can hold their liquor and don’t get sloppy or fall down. This type of drunk is also able to function like they are sober. They can carry on a conversation and are not slurring their words.
The one who never drinks
The one who never drinks is usually pretty easy to spot. They tend to be the life of the party, always happy and always up for a good time. But, when it comes to drinking, they don’t seem to be able to hold their liquor. They’ll get drunk after just a few drinks and often make a complete idiot of themselves. If you’re looking for a ride home from the bar, this is probably not the person you want to ask.
The one who is always the designated driver
This person is always the one who ends up being the designated driver. They are never too drunk to drive and always ensure everyone gets home safely. They are the ones who always have to miss out on the fun because they have to be responsible. But they don’t mind because they know that their friends appreciate them for it.
Ready for a night on the town?
So there you have it, the different types of drunks. If you find yourself in a situation with one or more of these characters, be sure to know how to handle them! And if you’re ever out and about and see someone who looks like they might fit into one of these categories, feel free to point and laugh (but maybe not too loud so as not to attract attention). Cheers!
